I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February. I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. I tried my best to not feel anything for you. I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true! I love you like a pig loves not being bacon. I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship? I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married? Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes! Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day, butall I’m asking for is one from you. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.įor a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Let’s go prove it.ĭo you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.ĭo you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.ĭo you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.ĭo you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.ĭo you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.ĭo you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.Įxcuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.įascinating. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.Ĭan I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.Ĭan you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.Ĭould you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!ĭamn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!ĭid you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!ĭid you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.ĭo you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark.
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